- A reservoir
- The Cross Keys pub
- The Black Horse pub
- The Railway pub
- The Magna Carta pub
- The Old Ship pub
- Big house with tennis court
- A beautiful lake
- Horses
- And a thousand acres of fields
Friday, 31 July 2009
WOW
Wednesday, 29 July 2009
Parking Ticket
PCN NUMBER: BH23281332
Dear Sir / Madam
On the 27/07/2009 I received a ticket for parking my car legally with a permit displayed in the window.
Can you please pass this letter on to the traffic warden in question.
Thanks. What a lovely surprise it was to see your little ticket flapping on my windscreen. Really really really really really really nice.
Are you Hitler disguised as a traffic warden? What is your malfunction? What is your game? Is it because I am Welsh? Is it because Brighton has a rubbish football team? Did the older kids pick on you in school?
We purchased a parking permit form the hotel which allowed us to park in zone C. We had also displayed the permit clearly. In fact it couldn't have been clearer really.
Please find enclosed the permit which the hotel provided us with, which I paid for. Might be an idea to familiarise yourself with it. Just in case you see another one on another car. We could call it training.
It's always a good idea I find to not drink so much before heading out to work that you can't even think or see. I do realise that you are going through a tough time what with wifey moving to Hastings with the painter and decorator but I have your best interests at heart baby.
Writing this letter is making me feel sick. I mean really really sick. You have ruined my Monday, Tuesday and now my Wednesday. What makes things slightly easier is the image I have in my head of you all alone listening to Phil Collins drinking cheap Whisky dreaming of the good old days.
Please write back to me informing me that you will not be perusing me for the 70 pounds.
Yours faithfully
Tuesday, 28 July 2009
brighton rocks.
The last few days have not been brilliant Marathon training days. The problem I'm finding is that on weekends we have stuff planned and my little schedule says that on Sunday, " one must run for 18 miles. " which is not at all practical when one is in a wedding in Portsmouth. I keep on thinking that maybe one should cancel all social events until the race but it's not always that easy to especially when you are as popular as me.
Friday, 24 July 2009
longtime no blog....
Alright? How are you doing? I am fine and dandy. This is my blog where I will share my thoughts on things like running, and music.