Parking Ticket

I forgot to mention in my previous post that i got a parking ticket whilst in Brighton. Here's the letter i sent to Brighton Council. I wait with baited breath for the reply.

PCN NUMBER: BH23281332

Dear Sir / Madam

On the 27/07/2009 I received a ticket for parking my car legally with a permit displayed in the window.

Can you please pass this letter on to the traffic warden in question.

Thanks. What a lovely surprise it was to see your little ticket flapping on my windscreen. Really really really really really really nice.

Are you Hitler disguised as a traffic warden? What is your malfunction? What is your game? Is it because I am Welsh? Is it because Brighton has a rubbish football team? Did the older kids pick on you in school?

We purchased a parking permit form the hotel which allowed us to park in zone C. We had also displayed the permit clearly. In fact it couldn't have been clearer really.

Please find enclosed the permit which the hotel provided us with, which I paid for. Might be an idea to familiarise yourself with it. Just in case you see another one on another car. We could call it training.

It's always a good idea I find to not drink so much before heading out to work that you can't even think or see. I do realise that you are going through a tough time what with wifey moving to Hastings with the painter and decorator but I have your best interests at heart baby.

Writing this letter is making me feel sick. I mean really really sick. You have ruined my Monday, Tuesday and now my Wednesday. What makes things slightly easier is the image I have in my head of you all alone listening to Phil Collins drinking cheap Whisky dreaming of the good old days.

Please write back to me informing me that you will not be perusing me for the 70 pounds.

Yours faithfully